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16 Reasons 'Married with Children' Wouldn't Survive on Todays TV

16 Reasons 'Married with Children' Wouldn't Survive on Todays TV

Jun 02 2016 6 Comments Tags: Al Bundy

When I was a younger, I would watch "Married with Children" until I reached a catatonic state. I was obsessed with the greatness of Al Bundy. But today - only 15 years later - it seems like characters like Al Bundy and family. would be kicked off the air after making one of their many politically incorrect, anti-feminism and other  jokes. Would Al Bundy survive today's world? Here are a few reasons he'd be booted faster than you can say "misogynist pig." 1. Fat-shaming. 2. General misogyny. 3. Joking about suicide. 4. Promoting the 'dumb blonde' stereotype. 5. Cultural insensitivity. 6....

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The History of NO MA'AM

The History of NO MA'AM

Jun 01 2016 4 Comments Tags: Al Bundy, NO MA'AM

NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood) was an anti-feminist group founded by Al Bundy in response to Women's Bowling Night replacing the Men's, and the nudie bar being turned into a Women's Coffee House. The organization was established with the intention of advancing a political agenda to prevent feminist domination, but was often just an excuse for its members to gripe about society, consume alcoholic beverages, partake in illegal activities and play sports (with varying degrees of success). The organization's primary nemesis is Marcy D'Arcy, the wife of secret member Jefferson D'Arcy, who founded the feminist group...

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Psycho Dad Theme Song Lyrics

Psycho Dad Theme Song Lyrics

Jun 01 2016 35 Comments Tags: Al Bundy, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad Lyrics

Who's that riding in the sun?Who's the man with the itchy gun?Who's the man who kills for fun?Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.He sleeps with a gunbut he loves his sonKilled his wife 'cos she weighed a ton.Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.A little touched or so we're toldKilled his wife 'cos she had a coldMight as well she was gettin' oldPsycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.He's quick with a gunAnd his job ain't done.Killed his wife by twenty-one,Psycho Dad!Who's that riding in the sleigh?Who's that firing along the way?Who's roughing up bums on Christmas day?Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho...

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The Legend of Al Bundy and How the Steelers Actually Signed Ed O'Neill

The Legend of Al Bundy and How the Steelers Actually Signed Ed O'Neill

Jun 01 2016 24 Comments Tags: Al Bundy, Polk High 33

Before Ed O'Neill was Sofía Vergara's husband on Modern Family, and decades before that, shoe salesman Al Bundy on Married with Children, he was a football player. O'Neill, who played at Youngstown State, was even good enough to sign a professional contract.And in a recent Q&A, Steelers.com's Bob Labriola talked about O'Neill's very brief career in Pittsburgh."O'Neill was a defensive lineman during his college days at Youngstown State, and the Steelers signed him as an undrafted rookie free agent in 1969," Labriola wrote. "But alas, he was waived during training camp, maybe because he was unable to replicate Al Bundy's...

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Why Hasn't the Married with Children Revival Happened Yet?

Why Hasn't the Married with Children Revival Happened Yet?

May 30 2016 16 Comments Tags: Al Bundy, Married with Children Reboot

Last year, it was confirmed that Sony Pictures Television is developing a revival of the iconic sitcom Married With Children, which will center on David Faustino returning as Bud Bundy, who is grown up with a family of his own. That report revealed the entire cast, including Ed O'Neil, Katey Sagal and Christina Applegate will return as the Bundy clan, but we haven't had any updates on this long-awaited series for some time. Today we have word from David Faustino himself, who reveals that this project is still hung up on one legal issue. Back in August, Katey Sagal revealed...

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