Nov 11 2018 2 Comments
Frankly, Christmas is still about a month away, but recently Married With Children fans got a great present. Hulu announced that they will have EVERY episode of Married with Children available to fans.
I know you all have opinions on this (put them in the comments below), but here are the top 10 episodes of Married with Children to get you to start binge watching:
1. Rites of Passage
Al takes Bud to the Nudie Bar when he becomes 18 and the classic Bundy ballad is coined: "Where you can’t touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the Nudie Bar. Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the Nudie Bar. Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the Nudie Bar."
Date Aired: February 9, 1992
Married with Children, Season 6, Episode: 16
Dr. Shoe is born. Steve loses $50K, nuff said.
Date Aired: November 12, 1989
Married with Children, Season 4, Episode: 8
3. The Godfather
Kelly's new boyfriend helps Al build upon his impressive shoe selling career when he becomes "The Godfather" per Kelly's new boyfriend.
Date Aired: February 3, 1991
Married with Children, Season 5, Episode: 13
4. Calendar Girl
Bud creates a calendar of amazing looking women in bikinis. This episode features copious amounts of boobs and was directed by Amanda Bearse (she has good taste).
Date Aired: February 4, 1996
Married with Children, Season 10, Episode: 16
5. Nightmare on Al's Street
When you score 4 TD's in one game, you can't help but fantasize about a legend. Marcy is dreaming of Al while Steve is away and confers with the expert on not having sex with Al: Peg Bundy.
Date Aired: June 14, 1987
Married with Children, Season 1, Episode: 11
5. Eatin Out
The Bundys think they are going to inherit a lot of money. They don't and go to dinner at a nice restaurant and Al frankly destroys the toilet after dancing with Peg. My hero.
Date Aired: February 19 1989
Married with Children, Season 3, Episode: 11
6. He Thought He Could
We all have nemesises and Al's is an old fat librarian from 1957, when he borrowed the "The Little Engine That Could." He tries to return the book and conflict ensues. The Little Engine Can't Stop the Librarian.
Date Aired: November 6, 1988
Married with Children, Season 3, Episode: 1
7. I Can't Believe It's Butter
Griff is addicted to calling Butter, who is Peg's mom. Griff's head explodes (not really, but mine would).
Date Aired: December 17, 1995
Season: Married with Children, Season 10, Episode: 13
8. You Better Watch Out
The Bundy's finally get presents thanks to Santa's death from a parachuting accident.
Original Airing: December 20, 1987
Married with Children, Season 2, Episode: 13
9. Wabbit Season
Al wants a garden. A wabbit destroys it.
Date Aired: November 11, 1990
Married with Children, Season 5, Episode: 8
10. Teachers Pets
Bud jiggles and juggles two women. Al steals pizza at Chucky Cheese. Peg is sick.
Date Aired: April 5, 1992
Season: Married with Children, Season 6, Episode: 21
Get Outta Dodge
Al's Dodge will never go away and Peggy can't find Waldo.
Date Aired: Feb 20 1994
Married with Children, Season 8, Episode: 18
Kelly Bounces Back
"The NEW Allante!" and the Bundy Bounce is born. Plus, Tia Carrere is super hot in this episode.
Date Aired: Oct 28 1990
Season: Married with Children, Season 5, Episode: 6
Director: Gerry Cohen
The Dateless Amigo
Bud uses a mannequin as his date. News Flash: He's still a loser.
Date Aired: May 07 1989
Season: Married with Children, Season 3, Episode: 19